Every line of text on this page is ground you can stand on. The letters dip under your boots and ripple when you land. Shoot a few of them out and there's a hole you can fall through. Images, cards and boxes are solid. Everything else is fair game.
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The arsenal
01 · M60
Knocks real letters off the page, one bullet at a time.02 · BAZOOKA
Shatters whole paragraphs into shards that fall with real physics.03 · FLAMETHROWER
Sets the text on fire. The fire spreads along the lines and up the page.04 · MINIGUN
Spins up, then shreds everything. The recoil shoves you backwards.05 · PHASE GUN
A continuous energy beam that vaporizes whatever it touches.06 · VACUUM
A cleanup tool. It sucks up the mess you made, plus anything else nearby.07 · BLACK HOLE
Swallows the area around it, collapses, and detonates.C · BLACK HAWK
Climb in and fly over the page with a door gun and rocket pods."I pressed the bazooka button and the opinion section simply ceased to exist."
Play it on any site
Option 1: bookmarklet (no install)
Drag this button to your bookmarks bar. Then, on any page, click it to deploy and click it again to quit.
A few sites with strict security settings (GitHub and X, for example) block bookmarklets. Use the extension there.
Option 2: Chrome extension (works everywhere)
⬇ Download the extension (.zip)
- Unzip the download.
- Open
chrome://extensionsand turn on Developer mode (top right). - Click Load unpacked and choose the unzipped
page-commandofolder. - Pin it, then click the icon or press
Alt+Shift+Gon any page.
This also works in Edge, Brave and Arc. Chrome only installs extensions from outside its store this way, so expect it to remind you that a developer-mode extension is enabled.
Controls
| A D / ← → | Run |
| W / ↑ / Space | Jump. Hold it in the air to use the jetpack. |
| S / ↓ | Drop through a line of text |
| Mouse | Aim. Left click fires, right click always fires the bazooka. |
| 1–7 / Q E / wheel | Switch weapons |
| C | Get in or out of the Black Hawk (A/D tilt, W/S climb and descend) |
| Z | Switch the enemies between soldiers and zombies |
| H · M · R | Controls · mute · respawn |
| Esc | Quit and restore the page |